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PostPosted: Tue, 2 Aug 2011 16:35:54 UTC 
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\begin{array}{c}\text{Human Body Facts} \\ \\ \text{It takes 7 seconds for food to pass} \\ \text{from the mouth to the stomach.} \\ \\ \text{A human hair can hold 3.5 ounces.} \\ \\ \text{The femur has the stength of concrete.} \\ \\ \text{The male reproductive organ is normally}\\ \text{three times the length of the thumb.} \\ \\ \text{The average adult has about 5 liters of blood.} \\ \\ \text{The human body has 206 bones.}\\ \text{Over 25\% (52) are in the feet.} \\ \\ \text{The brain requires 20% of the body's oxygen.} \\ \\ \text{The brain uses the power of a 10-watt bulb.} \\ \\ \text{The liver performs over 500 functions.} \\ \\ \\ \text{The woman has read the entire article} \\ \\ \text{The man is still looking at his thumb.}\end{array}
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 Post subject: Re: Joke (racy)
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Keeping in mind all these emails we get offering penal enlargements,
may be cheaper to get thumbs lengthened ?

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Denis wrote:
Keeping in mind all these emails we get offering penal enlargements,
may be cheaper to get thumbs lengthened ?


Yeah, but you have to pay for two thumbs, and only one weener.

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 Post subject: Re: Joke (racy)
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Shadow wrote:
Yeah, but you have to pay for two thumbs, and only one weener.

Still ahead: at say $1000 per inch, 1 inch each thumb = $2000, but this adds 3 inches
to weener, thus you save $1000 !

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Gentlemen,
This is a math help forum. Grade school is starting next week in some parts of the country....

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 Post subject: Re: Joke (racy)
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True...sorry Helmut...got carried away...can't edit or close those 2 posts of mine:
can you remove 'em ?

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I will just lock the post...

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