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Denis
 Post subject: Skinny Mary
PostPosted: Sat, 30 Jul 2011 13:08:55 UTC 
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Mary is really, I mean reeeeeally skinny...

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 Post subject: Re: Skinny Mary
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She's so skinny . . .

. . when she takes a shower, she has to jump around to get wet.
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 Post subject: Re: Skinny Mary
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My hope was for someone to post: "how skinny is she?";
then I'd answer: "she swallowed an olive and 2 guys left town!"

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 Post subject: Re: Skinny Mary
PostPosted: Sat, 30 Jul 2011 19:56:29 UTC 
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Denis wrote:
My hope was for someone to post: "how skinny is she?";
then I'd answer: "she swallowed an olive and 2 guys left town!"


I don't get it. Wouldn't that involve the guys also being skinny?

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Denis
 Post subject: Re: Skinny Mary
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It's an old Bob Hope joke.
The guys thought she was pregnant...who cares?!

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 Post subject: Re: Skinny Mary
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She's so skinny that . . .

. . You can blindfold her with dental floss.

. . She can see through a telescope with both eyes.

. . She can hula-hoop with a Cheerio.

. . Her pants have one belt loop.

. . She can hang glide with a Dorito.
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 Post subject: Re: Skinny Mary
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Denis wrote:
It's an old Bob Hope joke.
The guys thought she was pregnant...who cares?!



XD

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 Post subject: Re: Skinny Mary
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I think the world needs more skinny jokes... :D
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 Post subject: Re: Skinny Mary
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qleak wrote:
I think the world needs more skinny jokes... :D


I think the world needs more blackjack and hookers.

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